That's the best one yet! Gonna use it on my wife (who will immediately know I am lying). Funny though half the time she doesn't know I'm carrying, but I pocket carry a .380 so I usually say it's my smart phone vice my muscular core.AlaskanInTexas wrote:I just figure anyone who touches my gun will assume it is my rock hard core muscles...
OK...now do you know why Texas is the BIGGEST state? Well of course, cuz if you melt down Alaska, you git somethin' the size of Rhode Island.
When I moved from Rhode Island to the South in 1975, my third grade teacher armed me with the following.... Rhode Island is the smallest state, but it has 3 times the population of Alaska!
After that the only problem I had was no one in the South could understand me.... U know Caaahh, Yaaahhd.... they acted like I was retahhhded or something.
