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I'm currently smoking 12 lbs. of chicken.

Does it give you the munchies?

Maybe the chicken crossed the road cause she knew she was going to be turned into dinner for not laying eggs and was trying to escape.

Then there was the chicken that went to the local ma and pa store and bought a dozen eggs every few days to put in the hen house and claim as her own!

Why did the French chicken cross the road?

To surrender to the other side.



So there are these two chickens walking down the road. They stop for a second and look over to see a new shop opening on the other side.

One chicken says to the other: "Y'know man, I think I'll cross the road and have a take a look on the other side."

The other chicken pauses, then replies: "Don't man. You'll never hear the end of it."


Why should you watch the chicken cross the road?

Because it's poultry in motion.


Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because a democrat sat down on the bench beside him.

What do you get if you cross the road with a chicken?

Questioned, apparently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the Colonel.

:)

Trancendentalist: The chicken crossed the road the get to the other side.