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ScottDLS wrote:PRES: The Chicken crossed the road to get to the gun show...we need to eliminate the chicken crossing loophole. All chickens should be background checked before they are allowed to cross. I will issue an EO to force common sense chicken control.

HILLARY: We should have Australia style chicken control. We will confiscate dangerous chickens and reimburse the owners. From this point forward you will need a license to cross your chicken and it must be de-beaked and de-clawed and may not lay more than one egg per week.