Colonel Cooper's steely gaze assayed the bird's progress. When asked why the ornithoid mustered the courage to cross in defiance of traffic, he replied, "To ride, shoot straight, and speak the truth."
Always remember the first rule of low cholesterol BBQ: have a chicken.
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Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Good ones. Any others?
A certain club's representative, with precision use of pronouns: "Why did I cross the road? Am I being detained? Am I being charged with anything? Do you have any right to ask me why I'm crossing the road?"
A certain club's representative, with precision use of pronouns: "Why did I cross the road? Am I being detained? Am I being charged with anything? Do you have any right to ask me why I'm crossing the road?"