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by AEA
Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:01 pm
Forum: Gun and/or Self-Defense Related Political Issues
Topic: "Survivor Texas Style"
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Re: "Survivor Texas Style"

Similar, but I'm funnier than him! :biggrinjester: :smilelol5:
And......this is TEXAS! :thumbs2:
by AEA
Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:26 am
Forum: Gun and/or Self-Defense Related Political Issues
Topic: "Survivor Texas Style"
Replies: 12
Views: 2314

"Survivor Texas Style"

An oldie updated for 2012

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled:

"Survivor Texas Style"
The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, driving to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, Houston and down to Brownsville.

They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius......
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with 13 bumper stickers which will read:
1 "I'm a Democrat"
2 "Amnesty for Illegals"
3 "I love the Dixie Chicks"
4 "Boycott Beef"
5 "I Voted for Obama"
6 "George Strait Sucks"
7 "Re-elect Obama in 2012"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O’Donnell is Texas born"
10. "I love Obama care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank is my hero"
12. "I side with Jane Fonda"
and the last sticker is…
13. "I'm here to confiscate your guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
God Bless Texas and God Bless America!
Vote 2012

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