There's alligator gar in 'em that are much more dangerous than crack-head burglars!
Not to mention there's alligator alligators! And it's only a matter of time before those Somali prates start going after freshwater craft...Seriously, though, it chaps me that the federal government can tell me what I can and can't do in my own state.
That's why I'm pretty proud of Gov Perry for telling Obama to keep his stinking stimulus money.