Apparently, my beard attracts fowl: two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren.The Annoyed Man wrote:No, the beard just frightens small dogs and children.Skiprr wrote:And here, all this time, I thought it was the beard that was the zombie frightener. So I started growing one for no reason?The Annoyed Man wrote:Thank you. Men want one like it. Women want to be with it. Zombies fear it. I haven't been bothered by a zombie in ages.anygunanywhere wrote:Love the hat.And you grew the beard because you're a man. It's what men do.
(Apologies to Edward Lear)