This definitely made me laugh out loud!!
My daughter is several years away from dating but on the first night that a boy comes to pick her up for a date my sons and I will be out front cleaning every gun I own. I might have to display a few of my range targets, I like that idea. At any rate, I'll be sure to mention that her curfew is at 10pm and "I expect her home by 9:30pm!"
I'm going to have to order this shirt as well:
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