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by Vol Texan
Fri Feb 05, 2016 11:06 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Replies: 44
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Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Breny414 wrote:Is the chicken African or European?
I don't know that! Arghhhhhhh!
by Vol Texan
Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:33 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Replies: 44
Views: 8592

Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Chuck Norris: Because I allowed him to.

All the rest are posted in fun, with nothing but respect for all named persons: :tiphat:


Charles Cotton: Because the chicken wanted to exercise his second amendment rights within the confines of the law, and he realized that the side of the road he was on was posted 30.06.

Russell: The chicken spotted an invalid 30.07 sign, and wanted to report it to www.Texas3006.com to get his point count up into the top ten.

AndyC: Because the chicken needed help on his first AR build, and since he saw me shooting my Barrett .50 cal on this side of the road, he decided to come come over for guidance.

oljames3: Because he was a forward observer, and he needed a better vantage point to call a fire mission back to the Redlegs.

anygunanywhere: Well, Mrs. Anygun was making up a batch of her famous grape jelly, and the chicken wanted a taste.

The Annoyed Man: Because ... (I stopped writing here because I didn't want to run out of pixels trying to put a full TAM train of thought together).

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