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AlaskanInTexas wrote:

ScottDLS wrote:OK...now do you know why Texas is the BIGGEST state? Well of course, cuz if you melt down Alaska, you git somethin' the size of Rhode Island.

When I moved from Rhode Island to the South in 1975, my third grade teacher armed me with the following.... Rhode Island is the smallest state, but it has 3 times the population of Alaska!

A better one is: "How do you humble a Texan?" Cut Alaska in half and make Texas the third largest state.

Man that's just wrong.

I was standing in line at a cafeteria and behind me was a rowdy little kid dealing his mother (and others) misery. Instead of disciplining she was begging him to settle down - and of course he was ignoring her. The kid need a good dose of whompumbutt.

The little beast then ran head on into the back pocket of my Levis and CLUNK! He stumbled away stunned, whining and rubbing the hurt away.....that was the pocket my LC9 was in! Took a lot of effort to keep from up laughing.