sounds like Mr. Rodney Daingerfield to me...just can't get no respecttexasmusic wrote:Can you guess the genius behind these?A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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- Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:57 am
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- Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:06 am
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another Vegas related one from the late 60's:
"We feel sorry for those who don't drink...'cause when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're gonna' feel all day"
Dean Martin...on stage with the rest of the Rat Pack at the Sands Hotel
"We feel sorry for those who don't drink...'cause when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're gonna' feel all day"
Dean Martin...on stage with the rest of the Rat Pack at the Sands Hotel
- Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:26 pm
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I have alot of them, but one of my all time favorites is from poker champion, pool shark and golf hustler, Johnny Moss, whom I've had the pleasure of meeting on several occasions. A young player asked him if he had any advice he could give him, and The Ol' Man smiled and said: "Stay away from poolhalls, card tables and golf courses, kid...or else all you'll ever have is fun." At the old Dunes hotel in Las Vegas, 1975.