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by jimlongley
Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:23 pm
Forum: Gun and/or Self-Defense Related Political Issues
Topic: Constitution vs International Law
Replies: 22
Views: 2075

Re: Constitution vs International Law

"Guns, what guns?" I say "Everyone who knows me knows that I spin long convoluted tall tales and very few actually believe that I have done, said, or possessed, most of what I have spun tales about. I've got some ammo in the garage, but that was from friends who thought I really had the guns I talked about having, and some of that ammo is pretty suspicious looking stuff to me. (holding up bag of very mixed .45ACP reloads once used by several IDPA shooters) and that hole in the bedroom floor is from when they replaced my sewer pipe - it cost me $14,000.00 right before Christmas 2011 and I am still trying to pay it off - can you believe $9,000.00 for tunneling under the house and they still had to punch a hole in the floor?" "After all that I sold the guns I had left to a guy I met at IDPA, just to put bread on the table." "No I don't remember his name, but he was there a lot of weekends, maybe someone else would recall, but I don't shoot IDPA anymore due to this bum knee, so I don't even get to see the guys I did know." "No, I haven't bought any guns beyond that .45 in Illinois, and the two handguns down here, and I sold them all to that same guy. Ask around at IDPA, they might remember, the guy with the funny accent who was always looking to buy "Extra guns" that anyone might have, he gave me top dollar for mine, but that didn't nearly cover the cost of that sewer line." "Funniest thing I ever saw, here I was plunging away at the toilet, and it was the sewer line that was broke, and somehow I managed to pop the cap off the street fitting and I was causing a fountain of . . ." "Yeah, ok fellas, you go ahead, see you again, drop by whenever you can't stay so long, and I'll show you the pictures of my front yard where the fountain was, right where all that fresh digging is - I really hope that hump subsides and I can get grass to grow there again, do you know how tough it is to get new grass to grow in this drought? Fellas? Hey guys, you could stick around if you wanted, but ok, I guess you're busy with all this gun confiscation stuff, see ya!"

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